What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:13

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What made you stop being an addict?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III